Embarrasing

I had just finished a date with a girl I've been seeing here and there when she had dropped me off at my barracks. It's still the awkward stage and the part where I should of leaned over for a kiss, but I couldn't. We had eaten at a bad pizza place where I developed a nasty case of the bubble guts. Where I should have kissed her, I instead said very hastily, "I'll give you a call and see you later. Be safe. Bye." Then I walked hurridly to the restroom where I began to have what only can be described as a scene from Dumb and Dumber or American Pie. There was giggles. There was a huge Whew! And then more giggles.